EPPO.EXE Hijacked the Payment System

EPPO.EXE has taken over.

I replaced the standard payment screen with a fully integrated in-game terminal, complete with bundle selection, stylized QR access, and a cinematic confirmation sequence.

Scan. Pay. Deploy.

Once the sats hit, you’re launched straight into character select — no friction, no breaks, just pure flow.

This is what a Bitcoin-native arcade experience should feel like. On to the next task!

Watch the video on X: https://x.com/onthebrinkie/status/2033850230358085963